you think you know, but you have no idea...

4:15PM - Of course I am!!!

What kind of jewel are you? Diamond Your beauty is both breathtaking and stunning. Your friends could see you everyday and still be enchanted.

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8:39PM - Home Sweet Home

Leaving Chicago felt like leaving home. This makes me happy, but I'm sad because I had to leave. That is all.

4:37PM - It's about time...even though this isn't a real entry

Four jobs I've had:
1. Designer's Assistant/Intern-"Dennis' Bitch"
2. Insurance Claims Service Rep-"Bad driver magnet"
3. Lab Assistant-"Touch-er of NAST!"
4. Customer Service Rep-"White-trash magnet"

Four movies I can watch over and over:
1. Drop Dead Gorgeous
2. To Wong Foo...
3. X-men/X-2
4. Saved

Four places I have lived:
1. Atlanta, Georgia
2. Miami, Florida
3. Elizabeth, Pennsylvania - in the summers
4. West Columpton, Ohio

Four TV shows I love:
1. Friends
2. Will and Grace
3. Desperate Housewives/Grey's Anatomy (its a 2 hour show to me)
4. #1 Single

Four places I've vacationed: (last year)
1. Phoenix, AZ
2. Las Vegas, NV
4. L.A., CA
3. La Cross, WI


Four of my favorite dishes:
1. anything pasta, shrimp and garlic
2. Crab Legs
3. sushi
4. Mitchell's bacon wrapped fillets

Four sites I visit daily:
1. aol
2. livejournal
3. facebook
4. Gmail

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. cruising the Caribbean with sara, gina and stacey
2. graduated
3. Chicago, IL
4. Phoenix, AZ

11:44AM - Not much of an entry, but this looked fun

open iTunes/iPod, windows media player, musicmatch jukebox, or whatever .. to answer the following.

go to your library,
& then answer these:


how many songs?:
5261

sort by artist:
first artist?: 'N Sync - Pop
last artist?: ZZ Top - Legs

sort by song title:
first song?: 'Til I Wisper U Something - Sinead O'Connor
last song?: Zoom - Dr. Dre & L.L. Cool J

sort by time:
shortest song?: Interlude:Let's Dance - Janet Jackson
longest song?: Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix) - Vitro featuring the cast of South Park

sort by album:
first album?: Mariah Carey - #1's
last album?: Soundtrack - Zanna, Don't

first song that comes up on shuffle?:
Do You Believe in Love - Huey Lewis and The News

how many songs come up when you search for "sex"?:
11
how many songs come up when you search for "death"?:
4
how many songs come up when you search for "love"?:
456
how many songs come up when you search for "you"?:
804
how many songs come up when you search for "why"?:
31

5:25PM - I just

Doe's anyone have a boyfriend I could borrow, or have?

I want to find love
I want to have a big gay wedding
I want to have kids

...hmmm...

1:18AM - Memories

I totally forgot all about my live journal and out of no where remembered I had had it...that's all.

6:48PM - An Amazing Observation

Hey everybody (meaning the one 40 year old wearing a stained beater shirt who looks at kiddie porn who reads this~just a guess). I am a lier! I said I would update this more often, did that happen...No. But I'm assuming that nobody really cares, except the lovely gentleman I mentioned above. Just kidding, actually Shelly, thank you for brining it to my attention that I am a slacker and need to update more often.

So, since last time school has started which was way stressful at the start of the quarter because all my teachers were disorganized and I was also taking 18 credit hours, 3 of which were for a graduate course. Promptly (4 weeks) after the quarter started and I got some sense, I dropped the grad. class because it was not necessary except to graduate with a big NERD award (with honors). So, all is peaceful again. I work, still...always. I actually think my job is a good one it is just so boring working in the afternoons and I have to fight with rush hour all the time...boo(said like Karen and Jack :). Also since last time I have turned 21 which was soooo much fun-peeps can see pics at break time (I don't have a cool digital camera that would allow me to post them so we'll stick to the old fashioned way). My life hasn't changed much since becoming old-I'm still a dork who doesn't do much, and I guess I'm satisfied with that. Other than those things, I have just hung out with folks: I saw maggie b. at a Thomas football game, Bakes at a play, me and Emb have hung out and so forth.

No offense to anyone I hang out with but I feel like I need something exciting to happen, like some real DRAMA or maybe get a LOVER or just something besides plain-old plain-old. If it was SCANDALOUS that would be extra cool. So if you guys think of anything that would help let me know!!!!

Alright, that's enough for now, I will seriously try to update more often, but if I don't that doesn't mean I love you any less (except old 40 year old-I'm sure there is at least one who reads this-I never loved you).

9:11PM - Duh!?!?! It's 100% not real grape juice (that's why people die when they drink it.)

Productive is my middle name. Seriously its "A" (not really), but for now we'll just say it's productive. Monday I had an audition for Choral Union at Capital University and man did I SUCK!!! Not having sung in a choir for two years has made my already mediocre talent diminish into near nothingness. No big loss we'll see if I managed to scrape by, and if I didn't that just means my Monday nights are free for the next year. On Tuesday and Wednesday I went to campus and met with my adviser to finally turn in my Honors application. I never realized how much making copies is a pain in the ass. I need to get my own portable Xerox machine,ya' hear' me! So, anyway that is done. I also typed up 2 stellar cover letters for my resume(which I updated)to send off to design firms in Chicago. Cross your fingers guys, cuz I wanna be in Chi-Town next summa. As for everything else, I feel that all of my projects(big and little) that I started way back in June have all come together and, well, all I can say is I'm awesome. I may not be particularly efficient, but none the less I am an accomplished awesome person. On a note to what's ahead, tomorrow I leave to grace our nation's capital once more this summer with my presence, unfortunately it's not to see Madonna this time:(. No, me and the bro are driving to the land of Bush (hopefully not for long) to see my uncle's(head coach of St. Francis' football team)first game of the season. We will also be shopping in fabulous Georgetown and visiting my aunt, cousin and grandparents. Then we have to comeback to work on Monday(that's right-a holiday) because of the hurricane. It's OK though cuz helping people is what I do best..plus I'm getting paid mad cash for it. After this coming weekend and a glorious week at work I will be singing adios C'bus and hola cruise(if anyone knows how that song goes could you let me know by the 11th). And after that relaxing float on the pond *sigh* school will be starting.

I would like to leave on three personal notes:
1. I'm happy to see that worst friend is in fact alive and typing once again
2. EmB aka Rinestonetits, has finally posted another entry(even if it is un-original) p.s. how's your first couple of days as a senior going?
3. Jimmy Buffet is a no talent ass-clown and should retire to all of this paradise he sings about and have parrots pick the flesh off of his old washed up career!

6:45PM - Whasa' happenin' hot stuff?

The grandrents and my aunt came in from Pennsylvania this weekend to help my cousin move. Since they stay with us I had to clean all day Thursday and help move Friday and Saturday. I tell ya, if I do anymore physical labor this week people are going to get me confused with someone who isn't lazy! But really i had a good time visiting and I was happy for my cousin because she got to move out of the ghetto finally (I really mean ghetto too-it was straight thugin' at her joint. She lived on the west-side by cooper stadium and slept with a 9mm by her bed to cap any intruders). Now she lives in the safe, quiet country about 30 minutes north of columbus. It's rul nice. Speaking of moving, worst friend, where is your new pad?

On Saturday morning a group of us went to breakfast at First Watch( on polaris cuz the worthington one was having issues) to say good bye to Shelly. Shelly left for New York to chase her college dream this morning, I'll miss her off the wall comments and her unprecedented love for trashy tv. No worries though, people have gone to college before and I know I'll get to see her plenty. Good luck Shells!

Now I'm gonna go catch up on being lazy. I'll type at you all later.

3:08PM - catch up

Well, I have recently been accused that I don't update my LJ enough. I can't say that I disagree but I never know what to write because I don't know who my audience is and I don't know if they even care about anything I have to say. But on some advice given by dear friend Stace, I shall simply write what I did today...but first I need to play catch up for approximately 2 months.

Since last time: wow it was right before The Boom! So much has happened. The Boom was excellent, REALLY hot, but excellent. Next year we must use a cooler with wheels. Stacey's tent was a great purchase, I must say and worked well for a "homebase" for all of the visitors. This was the first time Stacey and me saw Ben in like two years. He looked good and I loved his southern accent..a little drama unfolded the rest of the summer with this, which we all know about and is resolved, yay! He's off to China which I really hope works out for him cuz the kid could use a break and some direction in his life. P.S. I was also happy to hear that he doesn't really hate me which is cool. After the Boom there was a mormon wedding, two trips to Cedar point, one trip to Put In Bay, two weeks of chillin' with Miss Kate Stopa, a trip to Pennsylvania to see the fam, free floor seats to the American Idol 3 tour and lots of work. That is a very brief over view so if you would like some details or clarification, just let me know.

Now, everyone is going back to school. WHAT? That's right back to school. I can't even believe this. The summer has gone by SO fast, lucky for me I still have a month and a cruise to go on. I'm very excited. Today Stacey and I had lunch with Mom Z which was so much fun. Thanks for treating mom! I have started back into exercising after being a little lazy with it this summer (I gotta look good for the cruise:). Monday and this morning I ran and did my ab workout-my abs are VERY sore, but it's all worth it to be in shape.

So, now that we're all up to speed I will hopefully be more regular(ha ha like poop!) in keeping the LJ up to date. So lata for now.

Wait, one more thing: Worst friend I hope you're still alive, you havn't written in a while.

'K BYE!

1:55PM - Grrrrr

I can't believe it has been so long since I have wroten (that's right I said wroten). Since last time I am down four wisdom teeth, which didn't hurt as much as it is annoying because the meds made me tired all the time and they turned me kinda lazy-but the gas made me giggle which was fun. ComFest/ Pride Parade were fun except that I felt drunk cuz of my meds but that was cured by laughing(which hurt) at all the peeps that starred at Carter's naked breasts whilst we walked around.
Oh, yeah comfest reminds me of my shit list...
1.)Worst Friend-came to Co-town and attempted no contact with the BF squad--booo, hisss!!!
2.)Peaches-you get hit by a police car and suddenly you're too good for someone-no email response no call back from messages and no party invite-what's down with that?!?!

Anyway The Boom is this weekend, yay for that-worst friend you should come(I'm not that mad). Other than that it's just a summer in Ohio round here-minus the gay roommate, former stripper and snake(I can get Vietnamese food-I just prefer not).
Lates Monfrairs-spelling, I'm not french

9:21PM - MADONNA ROCKS!!!!!

Thats right-ain't nothin better like a night out to see the one and only MISS M herself!!!! The concert was the shiz for riz, but I was totally jealous of the folks that got to be close to the stage. Especially those lucky folks that were in the pits and could touch her(who do you have to blow to get those tickets anyway???) The rest of the trip to D.C. was good at times, but mediocre at best. Considering I'm under age and couldn't get in good places the first night in, being shoved in the backseat of the car, my enormous blister and loads of other crap; things could have been worse. Or, perhaps it's just my negative outlook on things that made it crappy. I did have some fun though and Rex's friend Margie is the bomb digs fo sho. It was an experience. I would have to say my fav part other than the concert was the enormous VAGINA sculpture(I don't know what it was REALLY supposed to be). So that was my trip in a nut shell. Worst friend I hope all is well and I really wana cum-hehe and see you when I get time. Stace we need to make some purchases for the peaches basket for peaches soon. Lates Hates.
~p.s. bakes I got your anonymous post:)

5:30PM - Question...tell me what you think about this

How is every one?

Where is Rinestonetits in this whole thing?...it's been forever!

So does Worst Friend have internet or doesn't she?

If she doesn't, how are the posts going up AND why stop being a pirate? that's so boring.

When will BF reunite?
Where?

Why hasn't Lame Friend found a job yet?
That's no excuse!

Why aren't we born with pictures on our stomachs like care bares (you know with magical powers)?

Why don't more people comment on my posts?~who cares if I only know 3 of you.

Why don't you all have a lovely day?

p.s. who has a license to chill? oh that's right....ME BABY!

peaces

8:23PM - What's the sitch...I'm bored

Well my lovelies, I survived the entire day with only 3 hours of sleep (I didn't think my old-man body could handle it). Why only three hours?...duh, because HP3 @12:01am, that's why! It was quite an experience, and thank you to emb who got us stellar places in line:). I do however feel sorry for the poor souls who saw the movie without first consulting the lovely text...if you are one of these peeps you're missing out on some awesome story and important stuff.
My next point is I got an A in my class that I thought I might struggle with, so it looks like I'm well on my way to another 4.0. I am such a nerd-but an awesome one at that. On an un-school related topic, I'm so happy of my pirate up at Cunt State (ARRRG) way-to-be. I was about to be rulll pissed if you got me hooked up to this crazy ass thing and then abandoned me. How would BF go on without our hookup at livejournal? Good shit, that's kinda all I got. If there is anything you would like to know or like me to write about let me know cuz I'm feeling not so original with these things. K?
~Lates

8:12PM - What the sam hell!

I	Irresistible
H	Honest
8
R	Relaxing
I	Industrious
T	Tame
Z	Zippy

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7:49PM - The Big number TWO!!!

No I don't have to poop! I mean this is my second journal entry (count them emb 1, 2 yes that's more than once-I think you owe me a sexual favor now!) I'm having so much fun on this site, everything is hysterical. Thanks BFF! I also found out how to get a picture for my name all by my self, you should be so proud. Can you guys tell who it is?(it's for you stace). I'm feeling so much better today with the sickness and all. Plus my class let out early tonight, I got most of my english paper done AND I don't have to work tomorrow. If only I had money I would have everything all worked out. I'm really craving coldstone but that money thing is holdin' me back, but if anyone wants to go I could surely scrape up a few dollas-ya hear'me!! Side note, I am shocked and appalled that LizB would suggest that i hoed it it Mackin's class froshmen year, I ain't no hoe, I'm an escort for classy events and people only-just so you're all clear on that. Aight, that's all he shiz I gotsta say right now-God bless.

12:02PM - holding hands at yoga

What's up y'all. This is my first of MANY entries (boo-ya emb, i'll use this more than once!). PS does emb have a live journal, if so, what is it? I took a sick day off work, it was nice...but I'm still f'in sick!!! LAME! I would like to give a shout-out to the Best Friends out there for setting me up on this new-fangled contraption. However, someone wrote the password down wrong (there is no 's' at the end) but that's ok, I figured it out myself, ya hear'me!?!?! Mean while i took a gander at some of my friends entries and i noticed that stace went bowling without me! I know i was busy the 14th but...NOT COOL! who did you go with anyway? I'm done know cuz i gotta go to class, so I'm peacin'. Is there a spell check on this thing? I guess I'll find out, LATA!